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Old Jun 15, 2006, 02:03 PM // 14:03   #301
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889: You have a built-in laptop on your car steering wheel so you can play GW while you drive... to the store...to buy another copy of GW...
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Old Jun 15, 2006, 02:17 PM // 14:17   #302
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890: when you go to the jewelry store, you yell " yes, rubies and sapphires for the grabbing , now where's those ectos went to?"
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Old Jun 15, 2006, 07:50 PM // 19:50   #303
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891: When buying Jewerly you ask "How much gold is 24-K Rings going for on the market.
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Old Jun 16, 2006, 04:04 AM // 04:04   #304
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892: When purchasing items over $100 you ask how much ectos go for and how many you will need to complete the purchase.
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Old Jun 16, 2006, 08:12 AM // 08:12   #305
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893: When getting in a fight you see your ingame interface

894: Imagining showing your /rank as a title of athletic ability
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Old Jun 16, 2006, 01:14 PM // 13:14   #306
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895 when you leave your house and ask strangers how they managed to get into you instance

896 when you post on a thread telling people of the ways you know you're addictied to guild wars

897 when you dump large amounts of dye on to your clothes in hopes of instantly changing their color

898 when you don't have enough money for your groceries and you try to haggle with the guy behind the counter, offering to trade the sword you just bought to him

899 when you see someone get hit by a car and die and you laugh at him for being a noob

900 when you jump for joy at getting reason 900
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Old Jun 16, 2006, 01:43 PM // 13:43   #307
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901 : you can't seem to have a party without a monk
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Old Jun 16, 2006, 02:18 PM // 14:18   #308
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902 when you play halo on pc and think pressing the R button will keep you moving forward
903 when you'd rather win halls than go out
904 when boon proting gets your aroused
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Old Jun 16, 2006, 05:16 PM // 17:16   #309
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905. You have nightmares about your guild wars character getting into a car wreck (yes..i actually did this )
906. You pick up a peppermint after your meal and scream "I'm weilding a Peppermint Sheild!!!"
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Old Jun 17, 2006, 01:34 AM // 01:34   #310
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907. You cosplayed as Gaile Gray's ranger IRL

908. You made a RL model of your ingame character

909. You have the legendary survivor and kind of a big deal titles on more than 2 characters

910. You devote your very existence to Guildwars
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Old Jun 17, 2006, 01:50 AM // 01:50   #311
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911. U hand make a Guildwars Ranger costume for halloween

912. for Christmas u write notes to Grenth or Dwayna instead of Santa

913. U search 1 million sites for more data on nightfall

914. U get a pet tiger and make it follow u all day

915. when u make tons of stories about Guildwars

916. U celebrate your Guildwars Characters Birthday instead of yours

917. when u buy all of the mini pets to complete your collection (all of that money wasted!)

918. U have every single green item in all of Guildwars for every profession

919. u scam ppl for gold (seriously thats addiction. Y would u scam some 1 anyway...)

920. When u play guildwars while reading stories, faqs and the prima strategy guide at the same time

921. when u get one million dollars in real life, u scream "IM UBER RICH!"

922. U buy ebay gold

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Old Jun 17, 2006, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #312
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919. u scam ppl for gold (seriously thats addiction. Y would u scam some 1 anyway...)
Why would someone scam someone? To get more gold.
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Old Jun 17, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #313
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923. You sit down and read more than 900 ways you know you're addicted to guild wars (I mean its not like you got anything better to do)

924. You hope there's still room so you can add your input on this thread

925. You've gathered 1000 pieces of gold just to see if it would turn into 1 platinum

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Old Jun 17, 2006, 05:14 AM // 05:14   #314
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926. You know every single Guild Wars Skill, (including the monster-only ones) inside out.
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Old Jun 17, 2006, 05:59 AM // 05:59   #315
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927. you forget to use Dodge to cross the stret and wounder why the resurecton point (hospital) is so freakin far

928. Expect your cat to attempt a "Enraged Lunge". when i doent you bring it to SPCA, and buy a new cat

929. you are not REALY scared of real poison, because you carry around a small bottle with "Trall Enguent" sticker on it

930. you calculate: hm, the car hit me with 142 dmg, i have a total of 500 hp, i dont need any healing! and "CHARGE!!!" out of the ambulance to attak the nearest grandma with a shoping bag to pick up her drops

931. you try to look like your fav character..... warior and elementalist

932. you hit some tough looking dude thinking hes some kind of a boss, get hit back, throw dirt at him and run away.... thinking: ok hes out of my aggro. gotta return try again for his green axe

933. you are trying to map out of a overloaded elevator to an emptier one

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Old Jun 17, 2006, 08:14 AM // 08:14   #316
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934: You don't like working in the gardening department at Target, so you ask for a meeting with the Profession Changer
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Old Jun 17, 2006, 12:38 PM // 12:38   #317
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935. You run around biting people and calling out "vampiric bite and vampic touch"
936. When they call the police because you bit them you shout offering of blood and stab your self.
937. When the fogies are being annoying you shout "Ignorance"
938 When your brother/sister keeps on spitting at you you wave a stick at them and shout "Backfire!"
939: You cast powerblcok on your math teacher, and when you get sent to the head teacher you then try to cast divine intervention.
940: You cast venetaras gaze on all the fit girls and wonder why they arent bound to you.
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Old Jun 17, 2006, 02:36 PM // 14:36   #318
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926. You know every single Guild Wars Skill, (including the monster-only ones) inside out.
940: Well, when you think you can do Crystal Hibernation during winter.
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Old Jun 17, 2006, 08:57 PM // 20:57   #319
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940: You cast venetaras gaze on all the fit girls and wonder why they arent bound to you.
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941:When you go into a church with full fow necro tats and yell "LF 2 MONKS AND WE ARE OFF TO THE UNDERWORLD". Wow would that be bad
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Old Jun 17, 2006, 09:26 PM // 21:26   #320
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942. When doing a survey, in profession you write "Warrior/Elementalist"
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